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So, lastnight I parked my character in the water below Tanaris. It was just another hair-brained scheme of mine, they rarely work. I thought, “LOL I BET IF I LEAVE MY CHARACTER DOWN HERE I WILL END UP UNDER ULDUM.”
I just logged in. EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED. This is my greatest achievement. I didn’t even have to cheat.
Hilliary wins.
I hope I’m not the only person who had an emotional breakdown after they got done patching, opened the game, watched the cinematic and began yelling, “STOP BREAKING IT, I HAVE TO LIVE THERE.”
(Source: hilliary)
EMPRESS NIOBE EMERGES FROM HER CAVE(which is actually an empty Pepsi box). And then she mauled my face. That’s what I get.
#Empress Niobe #Messy spare bedroom is messy #My Various Appendages #rl #Things that are bad
MY, WHAT UNFLATTERING AND SLEEP DEPRIVED EYEBAGS YOU HAVE! You know what? Zeusmas trees that are taller than I am can shove off. Decorate yourselves from now on. You make me flail my lanky arms around, they get tired easily. Flailing on my tippy toes doesn’t work when a small, black child decides to start running around and screaming, “HATS! HATS! HATS! HATS!” while wearing folded furniture tags upon his head. I fall onto the tree and come to the sad realization that my clumsiness really knows no bounds.
Hilliary: Maaaaaaaaaaaan, KFC put my chocolate chip cookie on top of my chicken.
Hilliary: This is not a proper kid’s meal.
YOU JUST HAD TO, DIDN’T YOU?
I got my hair done by The Tentacled Cancer Beam Horror of Mary Street. There was foil involved. I don’t really like it, but it’s not like I go places and interact with people instead of watching Stargate all day.
THAT WOULD BE WEIRD.
#Idk, no one cares #(It's in a ponytail) #My Various Appendages #rl

After several hours of sneezing uncontrollably, I became lightheaded and loopy. When I am loopy, I normally think I am a ballerina. (I then frolick and twirl around, run into things) This time, not so much. As I have been watching Stargate SG-1 religiously lately, it has taken over my mind. Something unspeakable happened, I like to call it “Hill’c”. I can only show you.

This event has now been tabooed. Thank you and goodnight.
WHY ARE YOU RINGING MY DOORBELL?
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
For the past few days, every 43 minutes, I have been humming the Stargate SG-1 theme music outloud. I’ve been doing this mostly to drive Bini crazy. But now I am a slave to the do do do dooo do, do-do.
Reblogging myself because I just realized how awesome this picture is.
(Source: hilliary)
#My Various Appendages #Stargate #Therapeutic Photoshop #rl #Weirdo
~~~ ART ~~~
I made it for the about section on my personal Tumblr. It was suppose to be primarily Adore related, but it got out of hand. Really out of hand.
#My Various Appendages #THINGS THAT ARE BAD #rl #Therapeutic Photoshop