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They gave me this poster too, I don’t really know why.
EMPRESS NIOBE EMERGES FROM HER CAVE(which is actually an empty Pepsi box). And then she mauled my face. That’s what I get.
#Empress Niobe #Messy spare bedroom is messy #My Various Appendages #rl #Things that are bad
MY, WHAT UNFLATTERING AND SLEEP DEPRIVED EYEBAGS YOU HAVE! You know what? Zeusmas trees that are taller than I am can shove off. Decorate yourselves from now on. You make me flail my lanky arms around, they get tired easily. Flailing on my tippy toes doesn’t work when a small, black child decides to start running around and screaming, “HATS! HATS! HATS! HATS!” while wearing folded furniture tags upon his head. I fall onto the tree and come to the sad realization that my clumsiness really knows no bounds.
This has been confusing normal people all day. LOOOOOOOOL.
Forever alone.
I got my hair done by The Tentacled Cancer Beam Horror of Mary Street. There was foil involved. I don’t really like it, but it’s not like I go places and interact with people instead of watching Stargate all day.
THAT WOULD BE WEIRD.
#Idk, no one cares #(It's in a ponytail) #My Various Appendages #rl
A story for the ages!
After several hours of sneezing uncontrollably, I became lightheaded and loopy. When I am loopy, I normally think I am a ballerina. (I then frolick and twirl around, run into things) This time, not so much. As I have been watching Stargate SG-1 religiously lately, it has taken over my mind. Something unspeakable happened, I like to call it “Hill’c”. I can only show you.
This event has now been tabooed. Thank you and goodnight.
For the past few days, every 43 minutes, I have been humming the Stargate SG-1 theme music outloud. I’ve been doing this mostly to drive Bini crazy. But now I am a slave to the do do do dooo do, do-do.
Reblogging myself because I just realized how awesome this picture is.
(Source: hilliary)
#My Various Appendages #Stargate #Therapeutic Photoshop #rl #Weirdo
~~~ ART ~~~
I made it for the about section on my personal Tumblr. It was suppose to be primarily Adore related, but it got out of hand. Really out of hand.
#My Various Appendages #THINGS THAT ARE BAD #rl #Therapeutic Photoshop
This is my head and I, sometimes we do stupid things. So, we aren’t going to sleep tonight because we don’t want to have another nightmare.
We have been better.
#My Various Appendages #rl #I would like someone to talk to #But they are all asleep
Try to not look directly into the light.
I’M SURPRISED AIN’T NOBODY TRYIN’ TO SNATCH THAT UP
OOOOOOH, GIRL! AAHHHHAAAAAAH! I’m sad that you didn’t get to see her GIANT, yellow hat. It even had feathers.
(Source: hilliary)
#I have teeth, surprise! #My Various Appendages #rl
QUEEN HAG NAO
;_;
#EVIL PLAN IS BENEFICIAL TO KEVIN'S LOVE LIFE #TOO EVIL FOR YOU TO READ #rl #My Various Appendages
Whatever guys, here are my feet. I have 3G on the beach. (IT’S CLOUDY, IT’S THE ONLY WAY I CAN GO OUTSIDE)
BAM, surprise sneeze machine on your dashboard.
#I'm running out of eyeliner #Just because #rl #My Various Appendages
